1. Make You Die I hate you so much that I will make you die In fact, I would make you die if I didn't hate you I want everyone to die but you should die slowly I will rip you apart limb by limb And cauterise the wounds with a blow-torch You're such a puppy-kicker, you should die And I will spray drain cleaner in your eyes ============================================ 2. Spined Your back is missing something I pulled it out I'm going to eat it now I'm going to kill you now But first you will wash my car Even though you don't have a spine My Camero is very dirty It looks like me So you should cover it in your blood Just like me ============================================ 3. Rip Your Face Off I gouged out your eyes With a big silver spoon And shoved a seafood fork Up your dirty dirty nose I crushed your teeth With a rusty old wrench I cut your tongue with My SKIZZORS And pulled your face off With vise grips ============================================ 4. Sausage Factory My friend Corey said sausage Factory once And everyone stopped and stared It was funny because He had been singing stupid songs And nobody paid attention Until he said Sausage Factory I'm going to build a factory And I will take the people Who turn and stare When someone says Sausage Factory And turn them into sausage. Sausage! ============================================ 5. Big E-L-B-O-W Beware of it. ============================================ 6. I Ran Over Your Dog with a Lawnmower I was cutting the corpses in my yard With a John Deere riding mower And your dog wanted the bones He ran up to the corpses And straight under my lawnmower It was an accident I wanted to keep your dog alive So that I could make it kill you In your sleep But now I will have to do it myself. ============================================ 7. My Workshop I told you about it before In other songs But this one is scarier Because you are about to go there I'm coming for you this time And I'll strap you into a big machine That will cut you into bits From the feet up Very very slowly And you will bleed everywhere Because you are worthless And you should die. There are 200 people in there right now But it's smaller than your house Lots of people fit when you take them apart And stack up their body parts ============================================ 8. Mr. Chainsaw Hey, kids! It's time for a new episode of Mr. Chainsaw! Yeah! Kids, you should be good And not do bad things Or I'll come and cut off your legs And leave you in a ditch So that your nubs will get filled with mud And you will be dead Or I will grind up your bodies Into a thick grimy soup And I will eat it all And kill your parents, too. ============================================ 9. Skizzors of Death I am so sad Killing is becoming old It's all I know how to do But I need new ways I have eaten a thousand corpses And felt wonderful glee But now each corpse looks the same I love the blood I love the slippery meat The SKIZZORS have cut so many Gouged a thousand eyes I have caused the most pain possible How can I do any more? I want to kill forever But it needs to be fun ============================================ 10. Gargling Sulfuric Acid Put this in your mouth And gargle it for a while It will clean your teeth And make everything pretty It hurts a little Like all good mouthwash It'll make you die It'll eat through your skin It will digest your mouth And leave nasty holes That I will irritate with fish-hooks So that you die from the pain. ============================================ 11. '78 Camero It's my bloody car Its leather is made of human I put a woodchipper in the back seat So people who ride with me die And get spread all over the road And cars behind me Wreck if I'm lucky It's my bloody Camero And it'll make you die ============================================ 12. Megabutcher I like to put you on a conveyor belt And watch you go through pain When you are dissected alive And your organs are held still While the belt keeps moving They are pulled from your body They are pulled from your body I will rip out everything And store my bowling ball there. ============================================ 13. Corpserot I killed Britney Spears And stuffed her naked body Then I put her in my living room As a decoration Now the corpse is rotting And it's falling apart I guess stuffing doesn't work on humans I'll feed it to the dogs I'll stuff Christina Aguilera next And give her to a filmmaker And everyone in the world can see Her body being desicrated As she rots away ============================================ 14. Gorefest Ho-Down in a Big Black Barn We'll hold a big ho-down And invite everyone to see It will be in the floor above my shop And in the middle of it The floor will collapse And everyone will be ground into hamburger And it will be fun So show up next Friday at 8:00PM And bring some potato salad ============================================ 15. The Day the Retard Returned I went back to Texas for a week And killed everyone I saw And bathed in blood And killed you ============================================ 16. Tim Started a Cult, He Really Did Tim is a bad person He started a cult It got a lot of members And the FBI shut it down Now he has a file And he's going to be arrested If he does anything wrong Because he started a cult ============================================ 17. Barnyard Feeding Frenzy I trained all the animals on my farm To kill you very slowly So I'll throw you in the yard And watch you die slowly And I'll videotape it And I'll put it on the internet And sell it for lots of money ============================================ 18. Satan's Great Big Axe Satan had a big axe And he gave it to me Because I told him that I'd kill him And he was scared of me I told him to go back to hell Before I killed him And he did, so he will torment you After I kill you And you will wait for me to come. ============================================ 19. Eat at Chaingut's I'm thinking of opening a restaurant I'll work with a few buddies And I'll kill a few customers It'll be fun And I'll be a famous chef I'll be a famous chef I'll be a famous chef It's what I've always wanted to be ============================================ 20. Terrorfunworld My workshop is a fun place. It's full of surprises. Take the kids there on vacation It's worth the trip. ============================================ 21. Vivisection ============================================ 22. Fun with Tractors I like tractors They are big and dangerous I like to run over children In tractors Tractors are great They can kill you They can drag mutilating farm equipment And run over children ============================================ 23. HAHAHAHA! I killed you And now it's over You are dead And I wrote a song to you Dead And forever Waiting until I go to hell And kill you forever ============================================ 24. Spinesplinter Killed a Pigeon Spinesplinter is a badass band And Thor killed a pigeon I watched him do it But he will deny it to you I like to kill people But he likes to kill pigeons The world should boycott Spinesplinter Becaus Thor killed a pigeon ============================================ 25. Rob has Red Hair He dyed his hair I guess he wanted something different His hair looks like blood now It's pretty cool I like blood ============================================ 26. Oh, for Tuna I like to kill It is so fun That I keep killing more and more Making you die Is the best thing In the whole wide world Tearing your guts Eating your flesh It is so very compelling Killing your dog Making you pay For living when you shouldn't Fish!