Really Nasty Papercut Meathooks in Your Eyes =============================== 1. Kill You Until You Die I will cut you up into bits And make you die AGAIN You will get salad-shootered Until you die AGAIN Kill you until you die Die you now I will make you die AGAIN Until you are dead =============================== 2. Bonesgrinder Dead you are in my machines I have a bonesgrinder ha ha It will tear your flesh Away from your bonez ha ha The bonesgrinder tears you apart Death to you, ah death for me HA HA HA HA HA HA The bonesgrinder cuts through you Death to you, ah death for me =============================== 3. Vampysum Has Too Many Projects You have too many bands You don't have time to sleep Focus on Black Tribe So that we can hear the new material I want to hear the new ambient stuff Vampysum has too many projects =============================== 4. Dirtgrave I'm gonna kill you And put you in a Dirt Grave!! I hate you I'm gonna kill you Dirt Grave!! =============================== 5. Liver Torment HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm gutting you now Watch me tear you apart And pull out your liver And eat it in front of you HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! =============================== 6. I Gibbed a Republican A republican talked to me today And I blew him up with a grenade I hated him The chunks killed passers by A Republican got gibbed today It will be on the news tonight I killed him It was funny hahaha =============================== 7. Will Set Himself on Fire (And It Was Really Really Funny) The Raver with too much money Bought an expensive camera And filmed himself as he Lit himself on fire Even Sid couldn't douse the flames Now he walks with a limp It was very funny When Will set himself on fire =============================== 8. Impaled Skull I have a big pole And I'm gonna drive it through your SKULL It will be very funny when you die Your brains will be everywhere And you will die And you will die =============================== 9. I Like Mortician I Like Mortician . They Are Cool ! =============================== 10. Chunks Confusion! And I will blow you up And chunks will go everywhere And I will explode you With SKIZZORS =============================== 11. Xenofale Will Die Raghrattattrattra Grrartttatraghghgta YOU SUCK! =============================== 12. Idiots and SKizzors Ugh, you will die Ha ha ha-ha I like to kill with skizzors They are fun =============================== 13. Tomix Plays Lo-fi Techno Trackmaster Servo Plays Lo-Fi Techno It's pretty cool And it's Lo-Fi And it's usually funny But sometimes it's not Sometimes it's serious Yeah =============================== 14. Jaron Knows Martial Arts Jaron knows martial arts And he can kill you He can splinter your face Like a board You will die You will die Jaron knows martial arts And he will kill you He can rip out your ribcage And kill you slowly You will die =============================== 15. George W. Bush The monkey won And I am glad Because it means That you will die The world is a carnival Everyone needs a clown In office =============================== 16. Abdominal Explosives I put TNT in your stomach When I drilled a hole in you Now I am waiting to watch you die You will explode soon I lit the fuse and it burned you As the spark entered your intestines Now you have seconds left And you watch your time run out =============================== 17. Shackle Plays Everquest Shackle can beat you up But he will play Everquest instead He is a badass Goth But he plays Everquest He sees no sunlight He hates you He would kick your ass But he's too busy playing Everquest =============================== 18. Another Retard is Born I have warped minds With my evil band And now you have been impressioned And you are just like me Another retard Another day Another album HAHAHAHAHAHA!! =============================== 19. Eyeball Splinters I put clamps on your eyelids To hold them open And I am picking up a board And rubbing it against your eyes You have splinters in your eyes And I am going to help you I will pull them out with tweezers And pour vinegar on them HAHAHAHA! Eyeball Splinters! =============================== 20. The Munchies I have the munchies And they will get you They are hungry And they are climbing all over you They will eat you slowly And you will die =============================== 21. Kindergarten Slaughterfest Little kids with skizzors And hedgeclippers Killing each other And lots of blood Put it on television And we will watch Blood is cool And little kids should die Little kids with grenades And rifles and shotguns Killing each other And lots of guts Put it on the internet And we will buy it Blood is cool And little kids should die Little kids should die =============================== 22. Grind You Up I will throw you in And you will be sliced And ground into beef Like a cow You will die I will collect the blood And make you die In the grinder of death =============================== 23. I Like Cannibal Corpse Please, God, let me be Cannibal Corpse I love them I want to be Cannibal Corpse Please, God, Please They are so cool Look at their album covers I love Cannibal Corpse I want to be them =============================== 24. Faceshredder I will strap you down And a weedeater will descend Upon your face And you will suffer The blood will go everywhere And you will die =============================== 25. The Story of You Dying Once upon a time I killed you And it was fun And you were dead You enjoyed it And you were all over the place I killed you and you Died for me Then I gathered you up And put you in a bucket And took you to the dogs And they ate you You enjoyed it And you were in the dogs I killed you and you Died for me