1.I Ripped Out Your Mother's Intestines and Ate Your Poodle
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You will die
I killed your mother
I ate her bowels
I ate your poodle
And stabbed your cat
With a pitchfork
Die you now
I hung your neighbors
I made them die
The earlobes
Strung together
Are my necklace


2.Murder is Funner than Roleplaying
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I like to kill
It is fun
I used to roleplay
But it wasn't fun
It was boring
I'd rather kill you
I like putting organs
In a blender
It's more funner
Than roleplaying


3.Chainsaw Papercuts
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Damn, I did it again
I really need to read
The owner's manual
So I quit cutting myself

When I saw a corpse
I always cut myself


4.Skeletal Corpseripping
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You will die soon
And I will laugh
Really hard
And a corpse splatters
All over the walls
In my terror workshop
I have lots of machines
To kill you
And make ornaments
For my Christmas tree
And presents
For my family


5.Gouging the Grinding Soul of the President
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Kill the president of the USA
And send his soul to Hell
And watch him face eternal torment
And die slowly for eternity
And lots of other bad stuff


6.I'll Hurt You Badly
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You pissed me off
When you stole my bike
So I'm going to do something mean
To get you back
I'll hurt you
Badly
And I won't even pay
The doctor bill
Because you pissed me off
And I want to hit you
With a rock


7.Chaingut
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And now, a series of incomprehensible and apish grunts will follow in the place of lyrics:

Uggghaahahgghghghahhahgh
Ghgahgaghahhghgahaahg
Ughaghughahguhgahgahugh
GRRRRRRRRahghgughruhgruhg
rrghrughrughrughaurha
rugahur ughrau urghau urgha
gur ugh urgh rhg urhgaur hur
aghrgahrughaugahurghaurhg
rugahurhgarugahrguurhgr
gurhgaurhguahrgaurhg
urhgaugurgaurhguahrguahrugh
CHAINGUT! gughahgauhgu
fugahufhghgaughuahg
CHAINGUT! 


8.Crushing Your Skull with a Sikening Crunching Sound
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Yeah, I'll kill you
I will make you die again and again
Like a little bitch!
I'll throw you in a big compactor
And make your skull go crunch
Like cereal without milk
When you bite it
And stuff


9.The Death of a Boy Band
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Sounds of wrenching, twisting, tearing, unmerciful terror...


10.My Friends are Buried in My Back Yard
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I drank too much beer again
And threw my buddies down the stairs
So I had to cut up their bodies
And bury them in the yard
And kill all the police who come
And bury them too

I hate digging
It's boring
I'd rather kill them all
And cut them up
And leave them around the house
And in the front yard
Next to my '78 Camero
And the mower


11.Gorecruncher
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Al Gore is going to die
Everyone dies
But he'll die when
He is thrown head-first
Into a wood-chipper
And ground into bits
And tormented forever
Under Satan's rule

Gorecruncher
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Al Gore is going to die
And I will laugh when he does
Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha heh ha
It will be very very funny
When the arabs kidnap him
And he dies


12.Splattering Guts
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The wall is covered in entrails
I put them there when I killed your dog
And your best friend
Now I will chain you up in here
And make you look at his decapitated head
And I will video-tape you crying
For hours and hours and hours
And then I'll kill your mother
In here in front of you
And make you cut her up
And then I'll kill you
So that I can have some food tonight
Splatter your guts


13.I Don't Particularly Like God
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Hail Satan!
Kill the saviour
He stole my lollipop
And he will pay

I will kill the saviour
Because he wronged me
I hate it when people do that
I will kill him

The end of an era is near
Never take what is mine
I hate bullies
I will kill you


14.Moronsong
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Why am I the retarded guy with the scissors
I don't know why I have to run
And kill everyone
That I see, but I do
And I like the blood
The scissors are fun
But they are becoming boring
I want to kill in new ways
I am the retarded guy with the crayon now


15.A Monster Will Kill Your Children
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A big scary monster is waiting
In your children's closets
And he is waiting to jump out
And kill them by tearing them to bits
He is under the bed
And he is waiting, waiting
He will kill you, too
And you will be dead


16.The Kennedies Practice Cannibalism, I Swear, Really
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Kill them before it's too late